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“Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker

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Poke some fun
(into the soil)
Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). And we’ve got one just for you that descriptor fits you: say hello to our fun, wood-made “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker.
Make a statement
You’re a plant (and cat) mom
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Retired Cat Lady” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Support an independent name

The “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky things from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Discover home, arts & crafts, and decor items all using wood from a quality, independent brand.

About North To South Designs

I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!

Designed In
Brenham, Texas
Brand values
Made in USA
Woman Owned
Shipping & Delivery

How much does shipping cost?

We are glad to bring our customers great value and service. That’s why we provide fast shipping from our Fulfillment Center in California by UPS and USPS.

What countries are you delivering to?

As of now, we’re delivering to the United States only.

How can I track my parcel?

Once your parcel has left our Fulfillment Center, you will receive an email with a tracking number to monitor your parcel movements.

Can you ship my order to a business address?

Yes, you can write your business address in your order details if it’s more convenient to you.

Can you ship my order to a PO Box address?

Yes, you can select delivery to a PO Box if it’s more convenient to you.

Can you ship my order to APO or FPO military addresses?

Yes, we ship anywhere in the United States, and to all US territories and military APO/FPO addresses.

What happens to my parcel if it is delivered while I’m not there?

Depending on the destination and the package size, your parcel will be left in your mailbox or on your porch, or it may be left with a neighbour.

(26 reviews)
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Verified Buyer
2 Dec 2021 06:07

Absolutely adorable markers. Tall enough to see in pot while leaving enough room for herb to grow. I'm keeping these for myself but would make a great gift!

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1 Dec 2021 07:22

Love these! They are exactly what I needed in my new vertical herb garden. Practical and very cute!

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30 Nov 2021 12:36

gorgeous, no complaints.

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30 Nov 2021 05:05

These are perfect for my little, outside herb garden. I love the shape and look of them.

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29 Nov 2021 01:14

is sooo good! thanks for awesome experience!

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28 Nov 2021 19:22

Good quality....perfect size for my kitchen windowsill herb plants!😊

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27 Nov 2021 07:01

At last!!! beautiful !! free and super fast shipping. many thanks!

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27 Nov 2021 02:37

This store offers lovely items for sale. Adorable stuff!

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23 Nov 2021 12:03

exceptionally great!

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22 Nov 2021 12:47

Thanks to the seller! Now i don't have to be worried where to buy “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker online

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22 Nov 2021 12:00

Thank u! I was a little worried but the item is perfect!

Verified Buyer
22 Nov 2021 08:22

They are perfect for my small herb bin! Well made!

Verified Buyer
21 Nov 2021 12:00

It looks very good quality. Very happy with the purchase, highly recommended!

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21 Nov 2021 04:25

It's not even necessary to compare “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker with other offers - it's the top quality

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20 Nov 2021 07:23

Thanks to the seller who asks the best price for “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker on the whole platform. Awesome!

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19 Nov 2021 05:00

“Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker reviews show it's a lovely item totally worth its price. I can surely confirm :-)

Verified Buyer
18 Nov 2021 09:12

nice quality for the money paid

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18 Nov 2021 01:07

A low cost “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker is a perfect purchase. I am glad I managed to find such a good value for money

Verified Buyer
16 Nov 2021 12:12

Same as the picture, good quality, right size and very fast shipping

Verified Buyer
14 Nov 2021 01:13

Thank you very much for such a quality product.

Verified Buyer
13 Nov 2021 22:22

Exactly what I expected. Quick delivery.

Verified Buyer
12 Nov 2021 05:53

Everything is fine, delivery fast, quality on top

Verified Buyer
11 Nov 2021 01:55

Great! Quality super! Fast delivery! Thank You

Verified Buyer
2 Nov 2021 12:00

Most likely the cheapest price for “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker is awailable in the store. Just as wanted!

Verified Buyer
1 Nov 2021 05:07

These work fine. They're a little flimsy, but do the trick.

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